For Shits And Giggles

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um

When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in

taylormarshmallow:

haritoge:

THE FUCKING GIF. <333

derpygrooves:

England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

caralunax:

Fgjkllkgdsdvjjnfinfdxjkhvfdv

Batman’s such a drama queen.

dailyrebellion:

elbromerodesquisiado:

planetaryviolet:

fuckyeahnipplesonfire:

pootispenserhere:

Is it bad to laugh at this? Oh.

i dont know who my parents are but the one who adopted me is a god

Bless this post for the continuation and fabulous Loki

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp: Yes.

When your alarm wakes you up in the morning

totally-relatable:

Expectations

Reality:

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